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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>the answer is always no</description><title>no</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @newestregrets)</generator><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>the sparrow is his penis: eadreytheiptscray: Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://astreetcarnamedthetardis.tumblr.com/post/37843857883/eadreytheiptscray-cross-out-what-youve-already"&gt;the sparrow is his penis: eadreytheiptscray: Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eadreytheiptscray.tumblr.com/post/37239630281/cross-out-what-youve-already-read-six-is-the" target="_blank"&gt;eadreytheiptscray&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ania2708.tumblr.com/post/37186258604/cross-out-what-youve-already-read-six-is-the-average" target="_blank"&gt;Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strike&gt;Harry Potter series - JK Rowling&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strike&gt;To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The Bible - Council of Nicea&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Wuthering…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/37848115090</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/37848115090</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 14:40:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melom4ezt81r1q0jfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melom4ezt81r1q0jfo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melom4ezt81r1q0jfo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melom4ezt81r1q0jfo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/37323083039</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/37323083039</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2012 03:22:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be..."</title><description>“I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. Also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win the multimillion dollar lotteries, 600 people will get promotions at work, and 3,000 people will lose their virginity. There will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 skittles eaten. Plus, the words “I love you” will be said over 9 million times. So again, I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but just smile, because according to statistics, it should actually be a really nice day.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wordsthat-speak.tumblr.com/"&gt;wordsthat-speak&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/37251522290</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/37251522290</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2012 03:37:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbl7meksgQ1qlp8dho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/35562289022</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/35562289022</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 09:18:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I was seven or eight when my dad lived in this small house in a town no one has heard of. It looked...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I was seven or eight when my dad lived in this small house in a town no one has heard of. It&lt;span&gt; looked miniature, it was almost toy like. It was surrounded by a fence that was covered in flowers. No weeds at all, just flowers. Huge pink and yellow and purple ones everywhere. And when you went through the gate there was one of those fairy-word like flower alters you went under into a covered patio and just gardens on both sides of the sidewalk leading to the hidden door to the house. The kitchen was small and congested and always full of soup. There was a little table for two in it. An old table that gave me splinters. There was an aquarium that went through the entire house all along the wall; it just lined it. I got to feed the fish sometimes, when my brother would let me. There were gardens everywhere in the back hard. We spent every moment we could in the gardens. It felt like we were in an entire different world. We ran and ran for hours all around different peddles, under covered porches and into tunnels only we could fit in. There was a white swing that could wear four. It was painted rough but it moved smooth and let out a faint song every time we shifted our weight testing how high we could get it. We wanted to touch every cloud and feel it as real as the ground below us. We never felt a cloud, but I will always remember the feeling of wanting something impossible, but still trying so hard to reach it anyways&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/35550914575</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/35550914575</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 02:05:04 -0500</pubDate><category>regrets</category><category>writing</category><category>dad</category></item><item><title>imtheunicorn:

loki-cat:

strks:

these are the scariest gifs ever in history


HOLY SHIT WHAT IS...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imtheunicorn.tumblr.com/post/35225548608"&gt;imtheunicorn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loki-cat.tumblr.com/post/33278150423/strks-these-are-the-scariest-gifs-ever-in"&gt;loki-cat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strks.tumblr.com/post/33273874517/these-are-the-scariest-gifs-ever-in-history"&gt;strks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;these are the scariest gifs ever in history&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbnncnsHoH1r6azj5.gif"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbnncyM0SP1r6azj5.gif"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbnnd8yFQl1r6azj5.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;HOLY SHIT WHAT IS HAPPENING &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i literally cNNOT breathe rightnow&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/35263691590</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/35263691590</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2012 04:34:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>tonight i hungout with christian and matt and i just love being around them so much
we just ate and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;tonight i hungout with christian and matt and i just love being around them so much&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;we just ate and then walked around and we were too loud but we didnt even care because we&amp;#8217;re all just so sad and broken we just want to be loud and rebelous because it&amp;#8217;s all we have&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;when we&amp;#8217;re quiet no one notices and we&amp;#8217;re just alone and sad but its like when we&amp;#8217;re too loud and we have too much fun others notice and for a split second i really think they wish they were as carefree as us&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/34349381997</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/34349381997</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2012 02:59:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>my eyes are so blurry</title><description>&lt;p&gt;my eyes are so blurry&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/33548267853</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/33548267853</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2012 01:14:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>when there is hatred let me show love: When her plane left she didn’t look out the window. She closed her...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://imtheunicorn.tumblr.com/post/32928663014"&gt;when there is hatred let me show love: When her plane left she didn’t look out the window. She closed her...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imtheunicorn.tumblr.com/post/32928663014"&gt;imtheunicorn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;When her plane left she didn’t look out the window. She closed her eyes and imagined all the the people below her. She wondered if the love of her life stood some where below.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was walking around the cookie cutter neighborhood. I kicked over a trash can because I was bored. An older lady…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/32929162209</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/32929162209</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 04:18:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>imtheunicorn:

he asked me to write a poem about him
but all i could do was smile and sigh
“you...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imtheunicorn.tumblr.com/post/32860343789"&gt;imtheunicorn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;he asked me to write a poem about him&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but all i could do was smile and sigh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“you can’t write about what you can’t understand.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;he asked me to write down all of the questions i wonder about him&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i’m on question 482&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/32860430160</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/32860430160</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 01:51:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i would make out with any guy from work except travis
but nick is cute bc he&amp;#8217;s like so...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i would make out with any guy from work except travis&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but nick is cute bc he&amp;#8217;s like so hardcore&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and sean listens to reggae so i mean ya&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and jorge omfg he&amp;#8217;s so hot&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and alex is so cute and innocent but not but rly ya &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and travis is annoying so i wouldnt kiss him and justin is annoying so i wouldnt hug him or kiss him&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/32789621772</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/32789621772</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 00:52:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ma1r9aTg1qd8m1vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/32789571841</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/32789571841</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 00:51:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>me in class: wait what happened&#13;</title><description>me in class: wait what happened&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me in class: what do we do&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me in class: what do we write&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me in class: when's the test&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me in class: what is this&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me in class: how do you do this&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me in class: what</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/32623260861</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/32623260861</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2012 17:31:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m984awGK3G1roqbx1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/32623152124</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/32623152124</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2012 17:29:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvv3cwKhNw1qik3uyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/27963255133</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/27963255133</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2012 01:04:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7p4ntjfyh1r5e95qo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/27963230218</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/27963230218</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2012 01:03:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>imtheunicorn:

Holy crap I forgot I got paid
Holy crap I can buy pills
Holy crap high</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://imtheunicorn.tumblr.com/post/27953502463" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;imtheunicorn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Holy crap I forgot I got paid&lt;br/&gt;
Holy crap I can buy pills&lt;br/&gt;
Holy crap high&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/27963199598</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/27963199598</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2012 01:03:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sometimes I get really bummed when I look back and realize how much time I spent on tumblr in the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Sometimes I get really bummed when I look back and realize how much time I spent on tumblr in the past two years and how much energy I put into poisoning relationships. &lt;br/&gt;
This just isn’t a good site for girls with high hopes and fall for anyone behind screen with a pretty url&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;For the past four months though, life with people I can touch and hug and having a job and school has been good&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/23846659678</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/23846659678</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 01:34:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>venula:

Band of Horses - Infinite Arms
</title><description>&lt;iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F2807148&amp;liking=false&amp;sharing=false&amp;origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://venula.tumblr.com/post/22738950331/band-of-horses-infinite-arms"&gt;venula&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Band of Horses - Infinite Arms&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/22742111210</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/22742111210</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 19:01:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bitchville:

The art of by http://www.wastedrita.com/
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3legbWl9H1qzrr0co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bitchville.me/post/22510292248/the-art-of-by-http-www-wastedrita-com"&gt;bitchville&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The art of by &lt;a href="http://www.wastedrita.com/"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wastedrita.com/"&gt;http://www.wastedrita.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/22545786534</link><guid>http://newestregrets.tumblr.com/post/22545786534</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 18:08:43 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
