the sparrow is his penis: eadreytheiptscray: Cross... →
eadreytheiptscray: Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte Harry Potter series - JK Rowling To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee The Bible - Council of Nicea Wuthering…
I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to...– (via wordsthat-speak)
I was seven or eight when my dad lived in this small house in a town no one has heard of. It looked miniature, it was almost toy like. It was surrounded by a fence that was covered in flowers. No weeds at all, just flowers. Huge pink and yellow and purple ones everywhere. And when you went through the gate there was one of those fairy-word like flower alters you went under into a covered patio and...
imtheunicorn: loki-cat: strks: these are the scariest gifs ever in history HOLY SHIT WHAT IS HAPPENING i literally cNNOT breathe rightnow
tonight i hungout with christian and matt and i just love being around them so much we just ate and then walked around and we were too loud but we didnt even care because we’re all just so sad and broken we just want to be loud and rebelous because it’s all we have when we’re quiet no one notices and we’re just alone and sad but its like when we’re too loud and we...
my eyes are so blurry
when there is hatred let me show love: When her... →
imtheunicorn: When her plane left she didn’t look out the window. She closed her eyes and imagined all the the people below her. She wondered if the love of her life stood some where below. I was walking around the cookie cutter neighborhood. I kicked over a trash can because I was bored. An older lady…
imtheunicorn: he asked me to write a poem about him but all i could do was smile and sigh “you can’t write about what you can’t understand.” he asked me to write down all of the questions i wonder about him i’m on question 482
i would make out with any guy from work except travis but nick is cute bc he’s like so hardcore and sean listens to reggae so i mean ya and jorge omfg he’s so hot and alex is so cute and innocent but not but rly ya and travis is annoying so i wouldnt kiss him and justin is annoying so i wouldnt hug him or kiss him
me in class: wait what happened
me in class: what do we do
me in class: what do we write
me in class: when's the test
me in class: what is this
me in class: how do you do this
me in class: what
imtheunicorn: Holy crap I forgot I got paid Holy crap I can buy pills Holy crap high
Sometimes I get really bummed when I look back and realize how much time I spent on tumblr in the past two years and how much energy I put into poisoning relationships. This just isn’t a good site for girls with high hopes and fall for anyone behind screen with a pretty url For the past four months though, life with people I can touch and hug and having a job and school has been good
Remember You’re crazy You’re childish You’re always high You suck at whatever religion you are Your desperate You’re clingy You’re a burden You’re not worth it You’re immature You’re a nag You complain You throw a fit about everything You’re crazy you’re crazy you’re crazy you’re crazy Youre a brat You act...
I walked in this room. This huge room full of chairs. Empty chairs. The room was dim. The kind of dim where it’s all a haze and you don’t quite understand what made the person decide to keep any light at all. The light wants to escape the murky room as much as I do. I walk slowly down each row of chairs. There are small pieces of paper in mighty clumps on each seat. I bend my knees as...
Attractive male: I wish I had a girlfriend.
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
you would all love my friends. they are perfect...
lol it sucks cause i kind of start hating my best friend more and more everyday
imtheunicorn: we’re not real. we’re the ghosts and the people in third world countries and those suffering are who we haunt with greed and ignorance.
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imtheunicorn: two of my ex-boyfriends got their girlfriend’s pregnant and i’m just like shouldn’t have broke up with me and dated a hoe ;) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
everyone: what's wrong?
me: i don't want to talk about it
everyone: just tell me
me: ok well my family life sucks, i have no friends, i'm an emotional wreck, i'm stressed out..
everyone: stop right there, i actually don't give a fuck